So I saw Black Swan the other day with SO.
Great date movie, lots of sexy, scary, and weepy here. If you're by yourself, then laugh at the cheese, the dopplebraunschweiger, and the double helping of cliche. Portman is left alone in front of a camera a few times and the results are bold and satisfying, like a fresh hummus. Why don't directors do this more often? I haven't had breakfast.
Looking for brain food? You're better off with Helen Mirren, whose brain, the zombies tell me, is finely grained but hard to swallow, like a delicate caviar.
Speaking of zombies, check out this cover of Jacko's "Beat it" by a man called Richard "Dick" Cheese. He helps me live a better you. I guarantee it.
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